Weight Loss Quotes Funny

How do you feel about these quotes?

“I believe gay marraige should be between a man and a woman.” – Arnold Swarchenager(I can’t spell it, as you can see.)

“What’s Wal-Mart, do they sell walls or something?” – Paris Hilton

“I want to be able to eat spaghetti bolognese, and not feel bad about it for days and days and days. All these magazines, they talk about weight loss, if I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss.” – Lily Allen

I didn’t mean to be controversial with the first quote, I believe everyone would find that funny, because it is just odd. Sorry if you do not feel this way. =(

thanks for the good laugh…i sure needed that

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