Best Weight Loss Jokes

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I Feel Fat, But Everyone Thinks I Have An Eating Disorder???

im 13 and 5’2” and a girl and i weight 100pnds. am i fat? honestly? i diet alot, but then i do a whole bunch of emotional eating too… its hard because i look and feel fat but my friends say im thin but a guy, who i thought liked me but then didnt, said im fat. Does this sound like an eating disorder? my best friend thinks im anorexic, but she isnt always accurate on these things. and is my hair loss and cramps (even when im not on my period) related to this? also, im craving spinich, which i like but not nearly enough that i should crave it like this… PLEASE HELP ME!!!
ps. i know ive asked this several times befor, but i need a good answer and im not getting one.
pps. i want to be 85 pound by june, is this a reasonable goal for this time frame? .
ppps. does throwing up really work and how do you do it right cause im having trouble doing it right?
pppps. please no rude comments or jokes, i am serious and i only want answers that are serious too.

I think you are underweight, 100 pounds is hardly enough for your height. I fear your friend may be right and the cramps further support your theory that you may be underweight. I know that many people who do have an eating disorder see themselves distorted in a mirror and feel they are fat. And no matter how many people tell you that you are very skinny, you are not likely to believe them, due to the distorted image you have of yourself.

Edit- There are some things you can do to find out your body fat besides a mirror: take 2 ropes. then using one rope estimate the circumference of each of your body parts such as thigh, waist and so on (how big you think they are). lay the circle of your estimated body part on the floor. Then take the other rope and measure your actual size and place that next to the one of your estimate. This way you can compare real with imagined body size. Another way could be by getting your family or friends to take pictures of you from each angle in a bikini or bathing suit. then look at those, they will give you a more accurate picture than in a mirror.

I had a friend who did have anorexia who ended up being only skin and bones. Please do not loose any more weight, you are fine like you are. And throwing up to loose weight is not a very good idea. For once research has shown this to be largely ineffective as throwing up goes along with binge eating: You eat a lot and then make yourself throw up afterwards because you feel bad. This is called bulimia as opposed to anorexia where you simply starve yourself. Throwing up does not only affects your weight but also your teeth as the stomach bile that you would be throwing up along with the food is very acidic and will decay your teeth. The boy that you thought liked you probably just thought of any excuse because he may generally have not been interested, and I assume he is about 13 as well, an age where boys are just not as grown up as girls are at that age. He seems very childish, you deserve better than that!!

Please do me a favour and do not loose any more weight!! I don’t want you to end up in a hospital emergency room, people have died of anorexia and bulimia.

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